Happy New Year! 2023 is already knocking on our doors and it is time to get ready to congratulate friends, relatives and acquaintances in a special and unique way. For me, the best way to do it is to make them smile.
That is why we have prepared this collection of funny New Year phraseswith which you will surely make your contacts laugh.
In addition, you can share them on your social networks, use them as phrases for the WhatsApp profile and make them reach as many people as possible. The more laughter to start the year, the better!
If you are not sure what to say this end of the year 2022 to make your loved ones happy, look no further. Here you have the best funny phrases for New Year 2023.
Funny phrases for New Year
- May you find happiness, health, love, money, peace and everything you need this year. And what you can’t find look it up on GOOGLE.
- Do you have any unfulfilled dreams in 2022? Good! You already have a goal for 2023.
- I need help! They have put me in jail for being ugly. Come quickly, when they see you they will know that they have made a mistake. Have a great 2023!
- I sincerely wish you that this year you make the resolution to stop drinking less often. Happy New Year!
- This time I just hope to be the first person to congratulate you on the New Year. Happy 2043!
- Hello everyone, this is a PERSONALIZED SMS that I send to you. Happy New Year.
- The Civil Guard has found a charred body of a man without a brain and with a very small member on New Year’s Eve. I beg you to send me a message or confirm that you are okay. Happy 2023!
- I wish my problems lasted as short as your New Year’s resolutions. I hope that in 2023 you meet one!
- On New Year’s Eve, the custom is to throw away old things to make room for the new. Try not to fall into my hands! Happy New Year!
- This year with the crisis you have to save… I congratulate you and you are in charge of spreading it among the rest of my contacts. Happy 2023!
- We all look forward to 2023, but what if 2022S comes out?
- My goal for 2023 is to meet the goals of 2022 that I should have met in 2021.
- Start the year on a positive note. Lose an electron! Happy 2023!
- In this coming New Year, run after your dreams. If you don’t reach them, at least you lose weight. Happy 2023!
- Year 1970: before eating the table is blessed. Year 2023: before eating the food is photographed and sent to Instagram.
- When God distributed the abilities, to my means to choose between loving my friends or having a good memory. Happy Easter and happy 1987!
- Friends are like the radars of the Civil Guard. Even if you don’t see them, they are always there. Happy New Year Friends!
- Next year will be the year of consumerism. Each one with the same car, with the same mobile and with the same salary.
- My resolution for this year is to disguise a little better the terrible decisions I have made throughout my life. Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year! This 2023 run after your dreams. If you don’t reach them, at least you lose weight.
- A bottle of cava: €25. Tickets to celebrate the New Year at the disco: €30. An elegant dress for the party: €90. May I send you this message congratulating you: Priceless! Happy New Year!
- Gentlemen, you have more than 30 days to learn to write the “ñ” on your phones. I do not want anyone to congratulate me on a “New Year” again. I’m fine with what I have.
- Merry Christmas and a prosperous year 2023, 2024, 2025… if the crisis continues, this will be my last Christmas message. Save this message for the following years.
- The Civil Guard remembers these days that those who drink and drink again are the fish. For the rest: they are 6 points. Happy New Year!
- A bottle of cava: 50 euros. A New Year’s Eve party: 80 euros. A party dress: 120 euros. That I congratulate you on the year: it is priceless!