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Hell has no anger than Donna D’Errico despised. After 54-year-old Donna posted a photo of herself in a form-fitting, sexy Santa suit, a Christmas troll decided to stick his head out and claim, “Are you very thirsty?” Donna decided to climb down this hater’s chimney for a ton of cash to leave in her stocking. “Well, let’s analyze that,” she said at the beginning of her reply to the comment. “This is a photo of me fully dressed in a Santa suit from head to toe. The only thing not covered is about 3 inches of my legs above my boots. I captioned it with a fun quote from a classic Chevy pursuit Christmas film and invited everyone to share a quote from the film as well. And you want to come and call me thirsty?”
“Because what?” she continued. “Because my Santa suit fits? Because it’s not big and oversized and bulky dragging on the floor and making me look shapeless? Because I took a picture of myself from a flattering angle so I look as good as any other normal person, including, I’m pretty sure you? When I want to take a picture of myself standing here naked and post it with strategically placed Frosty the F-cking Snowman emojis and quotes nightmare before christmas, hold on to your hate hat ’cause I can and I fucking will. Now fly away little star.”
donna quoted National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, especially when Chevy Chase’s Clark Griswold got nervous with a rather busty saleswoman. (“And obviously she’s not wearing any underwear. And there’s still a lot of shopping days left until the adulterer’s adulthood…that is, Christmas…like Christmas. Christmas book…no log! I have no log! But I mean, you know, I’m just… If I had a record, not in the sense that you think I would have said I did it haha.
The day before she took on this Christmas hater, Donna took offense at a nasty comment someone made on her November 28 post about her dressing like the sexiest present under the tree. “You really spend a lot of time with how you look,” someone wrote.
“While I’m flattered that you dug deep into my private life to detail how I spend my time, you unfortunately made a very critical mistake: you base your conclusion on the fact that I really do spend a lot of time.” , how I look, all in my IG posts,” she wrote. “Let me tell you a little secret: Instagram is not real life. I know! Hard to believe, but there it is! You really know what I spend my time doing or thinking about because you know what…? You do not even know me!”
Donna explained that the money she earns by posting sexy photos on only fans walks towards her father’s treatment as he “needs to get a valve in his lungs so he can live out the rest of his days without being out of breath all the time”. She needs to raise funds and find someone who will agree to the procedure because “he’s over the legal age limit.” “So how does your analysis of me make you feel now?” She addressed her hater. “Like shit? Good!”
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